An Illustrated History Of Johnny Depp’s Career
If you get bored at work this week, try to name every part Johnny Depp has ever played without looking at his IMDB page. This adorably illustrated companion should help. This game marries two things I...
View ArticleHere It Is: The Trailer For “The Rum Diary”
A shorter version of this trailer aired on TV this week, and since I don’t watch as much network television as I used to, I wasn’t sure how new the trailer was. Turns out it’s brand new—and it’s news...
View ArticleJohnny Depp: A Sexy Retrospective
How is it humanly possible that at age 48, Johnny Depp is sexier than he was when I used to rip his photos out of Tiger Beat? From Officer Tom Hanson to Captain Jack Sparrow, this man is aging like a...
View ArticleAhoy, Matey: “Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” On DVD!
Just in time for Halloween, “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” is out on DVD! The 4th installment of the franchise sees Johnny Depp’s wiley Captain Jack Sparrow leading a quest to find the...
View Article28 Hot Dudes Holding Cameras
Unexpected Nerd Girl Porn Alert! theBERRY has a gallery of 28 extremely attractive dudes holding cameras that gave me a sudden and surprising girl boner this afternoon. I could make a point-and-shoot...
View ArticleMorning Quickies: Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis To Split?
‘Tis the season for breakups: Johnny Depp and longterm girlfriend Vanessa Paradis are headed for a split, a source tells RadarOnline. “People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because...
View ArticleA Nostalgic Look Back At Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis
The latest in celebrity breakup-related depression is the alleged separation of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. I heard the rumors just last week, and chalked them up to just that — rumors. Neither of...
View ArticleVanessa Paradis Makes “Mind Your Own Business” Sound So Eloquent
“You know, when I eat three peas, I’m pregnant. When I visit a city, I’m buying a house. In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry. It’s been 15 years since I’ve been getting married every year....
View Article10 Fun Facts About The Original “21 Jump Street”
As part of Hollywood’s never-ending pillaging of the TV landscape of my youth, the big-screen reboot of “21 Jump Street” hits theaters this Friday. Having been a huge fan of the show, I was opposed to...
View ArticleWell Played: Bella Heathcote At The “Dark Shadows” Premiere
We’ve never really heard of Bella Heathcote before, but we do know she’s in the new “Dark Shadows” remake starring opposite Johnny Depp, who will no doubt be channeling some version of Keith Richards....
View ArticleHot Links: Johnny Depp Said He Was “Angry” Until He Became A Dad
Johnny Depp shares how becoming a father changed him as a man. [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Model Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth to a baby boy named Noah Phoenix yesterday! Mazel tov! [TooFab] On your...
View ArticleNerd Girl Porn: The Wacky Fashion of Johnny Depp
Before any of you freak out, please know we have a deep and unabiding love for Mr. Johnny Depp. He’s amazing. He’s friggin’ adorable. And he will always be our number 1 (or 3) crush ever since he...
View ArticleVanessa Paradis Heartbroken: Johnny Depp Making It With Bisexual Amber Heard
Johnny Depp in hot and heavy with self-proclaimed bisexual Amber Heard while Vanessa Paradis is heartbroken and out in the cold. A couple of months ago, CDL had already claimed that Johnny Depp and...
View ArticleJohnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis Gearing Up For Custody Battle
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis recently went their separate ways publicly after 14 years of de facto marriage. Of course those of us in the know said their relationship was all over but the crying...
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Where’s Johnny? Amber Heard Hangs With Maybe-Not-So Ex-Girlfriend Tasya Van Ree
I’ve got nothin’ against Amber Heard, but when I heard the rumor that Johnny Depp had split from his longtime partner (and the mother of his children) Vanessa Paradis to start a romance with the much...
View ArticleJohnny Depp Keeps Stringing Vanessa Paradis Along
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis keep showing signs that the two are rekindling their relationship even after Depp broke Vanessa’s heart last month and was seen around town with his “Rum Diary” co-star,...
View ArticleArmie Hammer And Johnny Depp Just Love Cuddling
“I braided his hair! That was so nice. We would stay up talking till the sunrise. It was the most magical experience.” – Armie Hammer, who plays the Lone Ranger, joking about his quirky “Lone Ranger”...
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Johnny Depp And Amber Heard May Be Dunzo
Attention, ladies: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard may have broken up. Amber has reportedly dumped him for her friend Marie de Villepin, the daughter of the former French president. Johnny is supposedly...
View ArticleStyle On The Stars: 6 Spring Scarves Modeled By Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp has never met a scarf he didn’t like. Johnny Depp loves scarves so much, that he wears them with nearly every ensemble, sometimes piling scarf on top of scarf. He even wears scarves as...
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